- as slick as a whistle
- has this thing for pants and getting into them
- likes them on the floor, right next to his bed
- is a bit of an absent slacker, yet never fails to get what he wants
- has been said to have a blank stare/emotionless eyes
- likes sports
- either he gets to play the first controller or no video games for a full week
- doesn't respond well to fish
- always the last man standing
- voted most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse (though he's not the brightest crayon in the box..)
- his common knowledge is the only thing stopping people from calling him a certified dumbass
- prefers to be street smart over book smart anyway
